how i would hide in a ginger bread haus...

i would coat myself in teh icing and then i would put on teh neon yellow sprinkles and pretend to be teh side table lamp... and make teh kewl racecar noises so i can be stealthely not discovered

i name it henry....

dont you ever just walk around and name things... i do.... i name them henry. henry is not very common name anymore... so why not name more things henry. i named a stick henry, i also named a squished frog i saw on the side of the road henrie. i saw another one right beside is so it is his wife.. henrietta

:/

sSEND ME RANDOM STUPID QUESTIONS TO ANSWER! Like wht the chicken did after it crossed teh raod. or wht i would do if spiderman invaded mah haus!


just for funzies... i will answer them totally truthfully, randomly stupid

words

haven't you ever wondered where words come from and who decided their meaning. like the word blue for example... who decided that it would describe THAT colour... why not have it be a type of tree or a texture of fabric. they have no right to dictate such a great matter of life!


words suck... lets be nudists

manitees.....

i think that manitees are the slow graceful ballerinas of the deep. they are quite inspirational with their flubby rolls.



NARWHAL!

how it really is,,,

ok.. this is how it really is... life is a little or as much as you make of it. point established. no duh. but im totally for serious, so much can be lost in every second, every split desicion like do i talk to "mr. man" or "that kid". everything can be lost, but deciding to talk to that kid who sits alone could give you the best things in life,, the small things count.

small things truely do count and i know how this sounds sooo cheessy but its soo true. some of the best things ive got in life were from the small descisions like talking to someone not realizing we would become best friends, or even just doing something nice for a person in need.

you honestly don't have to even care about this or even take any of what i said with you, its just something that has been on my mind...


little things can build or break a life. i truely belive this. soo many people get shattered inside frm small things like not getting talked to or getting made fun of as "a joke". its different when they acknowlege the joke or if it is truely just mean and they see it that wya. misunderstandings are what tend to be the driving force for most pain. the people you hold close are the ones who give you the most influence and can be the ones who are the culprites.

i realize that most of us don't wanna hear this but we are all guilty/accountable for the people who are hurt in our lives, even ourselves.

things to do at home.. ALONE

• WHEN HOME ALONE DON'T YEW EVER GET BORED AND WANNA DO SOMETHINGG??
  
  
• YODEL INSANELY LOUDD
  
• ATTACH A TOWEL TO THE BACK OF UR SHIRT SND BE A TOTALL NINJA SUPERHERO
  
• LEARN HOW TO FLAMENGO WRANGLE
  
• BUY INGREDIENTS FOR A TURDUCKEN
  
• MAKE A TURDUCKEN... NAME IT... THE EAT IT
  
• SING MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
  
• SLAY THE DRAGONS
  
• SERENDAE YOUR FRIDGE.. IT WILL BE QUITE ROMANTIC....
  
• BEND A SPOON WITH UR MENTAL POWERS
  
• MAEK A PAIR OF LEDERHOSEN
  
• STALK THE NEIGHBOURS WITH
  
• GO FISHING IN THE BATHTUB


• DRESSUP AS MOTZART AND CONDUCT TO CLASSICAL MUSIC


• DRESSUP AS BEETHOVEN AND CONDUCT TO IRON MAIDEN

being hom alone sucks :((

kotex commercial

i laffed so hard when i saw the new kotex commercial.. "yew know that blue liquid they use, THATS whats supposed to happen" some times i also enjoi twirlling... in slow motion :PP